We are sitting around the backyard table when Aud says: “You sitting right here and I gonna tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a princess… and her name was Mommy Header!”Me: "Princess Mommy Heather?! I LOVE it!"
Dutch: Am I in the story?
Aud: Yes, you gonna be Princess Daddy.
Dutch: Oh.Um. Daddy's don't like to be princesses.
Aud: You - you Princess Daddy and Mommy's gonna be Princess Mommy Header.
Dutch: Hmmm... How about if I be king?
Aud: Noooo, Dad. You can’t gonna be king you gonna be Princess Daddy.
Dutch: I want to be king. Please?
Aud: O-kay, Dad. You be King Daddy. Mommy you gonna be a princess all by yourself, o-kay?
Me: A princess all by myself? I like the sound of that! What happens in your story?
Aud (shouting): There’s a monster comin' to get you!
Me: A monster comes to get me?
Aud (more shouting): Yessss. And King Daddy gonna save you!
Me: King Daddy saves me?
Aud: Yesss. Then it’s gonna be the end. The End!
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